Trent Osborn: Skiing or “She-ing”? Pt. 2

Today, Trent finds himself on the Universal Studios lot with a 1960’s vintage image as his backdrop. The rest of the storycard:

However, I did make an appearance today on the slopes, dressed in my finest ski togs. Needless to say, the snow bunnies came hopping over, eager to share a t-bar with yours truly. But I declined each and every one of their pleas—that nasty ol’ football injury flaring up again, don’t you know. But I did make a few appointments to see them after their day of schussing for a quiet cocoa by the hearth. Then I went over and settled myself into a comfy snowbank to await a friendly St. Bernard and his equally friendly brandy cask. Ah, the great outdoors…

Now I bask in the warmth of my companions for the evening, here in the comfort of the lodge, listening attentively to the daily report. You see, you may call this recreation “skiing”—but I, my friend, prefer to pronounce it “she-ing”—see what I mean?



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